INDEX TO MY WEBLOG

 NOTE: a very nice (but shy and introverted) geeky guy is letting me put this blog index on his server so that
I don't have to buy web hosting just for this page. The blog items themselves are on MySpace.

And yes, he DID get to fuck me.


Hi!
I'm Faye Kane, homeless brain. ("Kane" isn't my real last name though).

I live in a cave in the woods, like Nietzsche's Zarathustra.
I steal electricity and have wireless broadband internet.

Oh yeah... I'm autistic.

And crazy.

And real.

NOTE TO MY REGULAR READERS:
Yes, I removed the pix in this index of me being fucked. They show my face and I'm being stalked again.
(See FAN MALE section, below). I'll put them back after I edit them to blur my face, as in the above.
But right now, I can't even keep up with you guys' emails.

ALSO:
There are 2,960 additional blog items, about 3 times as many as you see here. I stopped indexing in January '08.   You can see them by clicking "older" in the right column of the blog.

2,960 sounds like a lot of blog items. But over the three years that I've been living in a cave, it's only 2.2328767123287671232876712328767 per day.

I spend the rest of the time masturbating while imagining I'm being whipped and raped by my readers.



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CREATIVE FAYE

  • COVER GIRL FAYE:  1  2

  • CANDY KANE -- my alter ego:   1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  A  B  C  D  E  F  10  11  12  13  14

  • MY ART

  • MY SEXUAL DOMINATION ART

  • ORIGINAL POEMS AND DIRTY LIMERICKS:  1  2  3

  • THE TREE OF LIFE

  • THE CANDY KANE RAP

  • THE WHITE DEATH

  • HELP ME FINISH THIS PORN STORY!

  • A SHORT STORY I WROTE

  • MYSPACE HTML TABLES - ALL FUCKED UP






    • OBOY!  SEX!!

  • THINGS MY FUTURE HUSBAND WILL DO IF HE REALLY LOVES ME  --- (DISCUSSION)

  • FAYE SELLS HER PUSSY ON EBAY (and gets banned!)

  • LOVE LETTER TO MY FUTURE RAPIST

  • SURRENDER

  • MY MASTURBATION FANTASY (and download the vid clip that inspired it)

  • I WANT SEX TO BE "BAD"

  • MY TRUE FUCK STORY what was done to me for 2½ DAYS in 2002

  • THINKING ABOUT THE 2½ DAYS

  • LISTEN TO ME MASTURBATE! audio

  • CONTEMPLATING BEING WHIPPED

  • THE ULTIMATE SUBMISSION

  • RUB A-DUB-DUB

  • OOO, I'M A SLUT!

  • BONER + ANUS = BONUS!

  • BULL SHIT PORN (what's wrong with American porn)

  • WHY I WILL FUCK WOLTER (and how you can fuck me)

  • DESANGUINATION

  • ON KEEPING ME IN A BOX

  • THE ONLY GOOD SEX IS FORCIBLE RAPE

  • DIANA -- the girl who helped me be tortured and raped

  • ON HOODS AND CORSETS

  • FAYE GIVES ADVICE ON RAISING A LITTLE GIRL

  • CHILD PORNOGRAPHY

  • WHETHER TO POST PIX OF MY CUNT HERE:  1  2  3

  • PIX OF MY CUNT

  • BECAUSE IT'S THRILLING AND EXCITING!

  • FAYE GETS FUCKED IN A HOTEL!

  • THE MARQUIS DE SADE WAS A COOL DUDE!

  • THINGS I WON'T LET WOLTER DO TO ME -- the official list

  • SIMPLE PLEASURE -- the perfect camping trip

  • DOING IT FOR MONEY

  • DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME AND MASTURBATE TO ORGASM? (reader polls): 1 2

  • WOLTER BOUGHT ME PRESENTS!

  • SEXUAL MASOCHISM -- definition

  • BLAMELESS

  • FAYE'S KINKY ADVENTURES IN SECOND LIFE:   1  2  3  4  5  6  7

  • KEEP ME IN A BOX:   1  2

  • SHOULD I RECORD MYSELF HAVING AN ORGASM? Poll question

  • I MASTURBATE FOR A READER: 1  2

  • IMMOBILIZED IN PLASTIC!

  • WHAT THEY USED TO DO TO WOMEN back when bondage wasn't just for fun!

  • STRAWBERRIES AND CREEM!

  • I WOULD OFFER HIM MY LEGS TO PROVE MY LOVE vulnerable is sexy!

  • CUTTHROAT

  • FUN FACTS ABOUT RAPE!

  • THE SEX SCENES FROM GRAND THEFT AUTO

  • AND NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR

  • SHRINK WRAP VACUUM PACK!

  • TEEN GETS 10 YEARS FOR GETTING BLOW JOB FROM TEEN GIRL: 1  2

  • HELP ME CALIBRATE MY SEXINESS -- poll

  • OBOY! REAL SEX SLAVES: 1  2

  • HOW TO CATCH A GIRL

  • TAKE THE BDSM QUIZ

  • STRIPPED 'N WHIPPED AT 13! -- why I'm a pain slut

  • PORN AS A KID AND AN ADULT

  • HALFRODITE

  • BAD COUNSEL

  • FUCKED WITH HANDS BEHIND BACK

  • SEX HEAD COMIX! -- funny and really fucked up -- don't miss these!!  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D

  • INSIDE EVERY MAN IS A SEXUAL SADIST!

  • BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY!

  • THIS GUY FIGURES ON GETTING ASS-FUCKED BY STRAIGHT MEN!

  • OOO! I'M A CHARACTER IN SOMEONE ELSE'S STORY!

  • FIDUCIARY POSITION!

  • CONFIGURATION OPTIMIZED FOR PORN!

  • DENY ME

  • HOMO ASS-FUCKED TO DEATH BY A HORSE -- this time, Mr. Ed had something to say!

  • LISTEN TO ME CUM -- for almost 30 seconds! 1 2

  • I WISH MY MOM HAD BOUGHT ME ONE OF THESE!

  • FAG FAQ

  • NEW REPORT: SEX IS BAD, IN THE LONG RUN!

  • NEW REPORT: ORAL SEX CAUSES THROAT CANCER! -- unfortunately, this one's true

  • HILAROUS BJ COMERCIAL!

  • WHAT’S WITH YOU MEN, ANYWAY?

  • EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW!

  • WHAT I WANT A MAN TO SAY TO ME

  • BARBIE RAPED AND MURDERED

  • THE SURRENDER -- ass fucking

  • LEGITIMATE QUESTION

  • BLOW MY FUSE! -- resistance is futile!

  • CONTEXT FAULT

  • ALL GOD'S CHILLUN GOTTA FUCK!

  • FUCK MARTYR!

  • THE LATEST POOP ON FRITZL the world's funniest rapist!

  • WOULDN’T IT BE NICE? -- my fuck fantasy

  • 'NOTHER FUCK FANTASY!

  • THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE! -- Mega fuck fantasy -- illustrated

  • THIS PROBABLY HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!

  • LOOK AT THE LUCKY GIRL’S WHIP MARKS AND CIGARETTE BURNS!





    • OBOY!  FREE PORN!
    Videos 'n pix I look at while I'm rubbin' the nubbin!

    All URLs, copyright notices and other text removed for your yanking pleasure!

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    LIFE IN MY CAVE
  • MY CAVE IN THE WOODS (pix)

  • A VIDEO OF MY LITTLE HOMELESS HOUSE: INSIDE   OUTSIDE

  • PICS OF MY NEW EXPANDED CAVE

  • (NAKED) PICS OF ME

  • MY DREAM VACATION

  • WHY FAYE SAID "FUCK IT"

  • PHASE TRANSITION (becoming homeless)

  • THE TRAGEDY OF THE UNCOMMONS

  • TO ALL MY WOULD-BE RAPISTS

  • MY PUBIC HAIR: 1 2

  • "FAYE, DO YOU GET ENOUGH TO EAT?'" 1 2

  • ME AND THE COPS

  • FAYE ALMOST GETS FOUND!

  • THE WASHINGTON POST WANTS TO DO AN ARTICLE ABOUT ME!

  • TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO "LOVE" ME

  • WOH, THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL!

  • I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ARE REAL:   1  2  3  4

  • BUM OR SLACKER?

  • SUPER TRAMP!

  • FAYE GETS INTERROGATED (reader questions)

  • I TAKE TESTOSTERONE TO FIND OUT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE HORNY LIKE A MAN -- and get more than I bargained for!   1    2    3    4    5

  • HOW I GOT HEPATITIS

  • EVERYBODY STOP "CURING" ME!

  • HOW *YOU* CAN HELP ME! if you want

  • FAYE GOES TO WASHINGTON -- includes video I made

  • HOW IT WILL END

  • HEP C MAY FINALLY BE KILLING ME

  • LOOK, THERE'S NO ROMANCE IN BEING ME!

  • WOLTER BOUGHT ME A NEW HOUSE!

  • IS LIVING LIKE THIS THIS IS COOL, OR NOT?

  • LOGIC, FEELINGS, AND DR. ROBERTS

  • HELP! IS THERE AN ENTOMOLOGIST IN THE HOUSE?

  • SPOTLIGHT FRIGHT FLIGHT

  • SHOCKING! -- electricity in my cave

  • ENVIRONMENTAL SYSTEMS FAILURE

  • MENTAL HEALTH (UN)CARE IN AMERICA

  • QUIET DESPERATION... AND NOT

  • WHY I THINK IT'S OKAY TO STEAL ELECTRICITY - heated argument follows!   1    2

  • MY FRIEND PATTY

  • THE LIFE OF A HERMIT IS *NOT* A ROMANTIC ONE!

  • PEOPLE FUCK IN FRONT OF MY CAVE: 1   2   3

  • MY EQUIMENT BLOWS OUT

  • CHRIS IS REAL -- and I return to The City of The Children: 1   2   3   4   5   6   7

  • DR. ROBERTS MAKES A PRESENTATION ABOUT ME!

  • ACKK! I CAN’T *WAIT* TO ESCAPE HERE!

  • FAYE'S FIRE EXTINUGUSHER FUCK UP

  • LEAVING MY CAVE  1   2   3   4   5
  • FAYE BREAKS DOWN AND BEGS

  • FUCKING UP NEW YEAR'S FOR EVERYONE ELSE

  • CONTINGENT GIFTS

  • MY CAVE IN THE WOODS -- exact coordinates & a map


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    FAYE PUTS THE "ANAL"
    BACK IN "PSYCHOANALYSIS!"

  • FEELINGS FROM A BROKEN ROBOT

  • HOW I FOUND OUT I'M BROKEN

  • 'TARD AND FEATHERED

  • GRACE DOESN'T LOOK SO SLICK

  • TO MAD TEA PARTY OR NOT TO MAD TEA PARTY: THERE IS NO QUESTION!

  • NITEY-NIGHT, THE KITTY

  • DESATURATING DISAPPOINTMENT

  • FULLY nonFUNCTIONAL

  • ABOUT TALKING TO PEOPLE

  • WHY I CAN'T TALK TO BOYS

  • I DON'T LIKE BEING TOUCHED!

  • IMPORTANT AUTOMATED WARNING OR LOGIC TRAP?

  • HOW I GET WHEN I DON'T TAKE MY MEDICINE: 1 2 3

  • I WISH MY MOM COULD HAVE SEEN IT!

  • MY AI SOFTWARE TO HELP AUTISTIC PEOPLE!

  • I'M JUST AUTISTIC, OKAY?

  • MOMMY THOUGHTS

  • AVOIDANT PERSONALITY DISORDER

  • GUEST EDITORIAL BY SOMEONE LIKE ME

  • KISS MY AS

  • MY BIGGEST REGRET

  • POIGNANT E-MALE FROM A (SO FAR) DEFEATED NERD

  • BETTER NOT THINK ABOUT IT!

  • SHY

  • AUTISTICS' HEURISTICS

  • HUMOR: IT IS A DIFFICULT CONCEPT: 1 2
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  • OH NO, MY WALLS ARE MELTING!

  • THE HIGH SPARK OF LOW-LIFE GIRLS

  • A MUTANT, BUT AMONG MUTANTS

  • AUTISTIC CATS AND NORMAL DOGS

  • ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE!

  • ASK-AN-AUTISTIC!

  • "YOU'RE NOT 20 ANYMORE FAYE, GET OVER IT"

  • UNDERSTANDABLE -- me living in a commune?

  • SECOND THOUGHTS

  • LITTLE MISS DATA

  • ANSWER TO A GOOD QUESTION

  • NEUROTRANSMITTERS

  • MY PERSONALITY DISORDER

  • 'NOTHER AUTISM MOMENT

  • A CORRECT ANALYSIS

  • LEGITIMATE QUESTIONS

  • DREAMING IT VS. BEING IT

  • A LITTLE BOY'S PSYCHOTIC NIGHTMARE

  • BEAUTY ISN'T AS BEAUTY DOESN'T

  • FRIENDSHIP WARNING

  • I AM TROUBLE, HEAR ME ROAR

  • WHEN I HELP OTHERS, I HELP MYSELF

  • IT'S NOT REALLY THAT HARD TO HAVE INTEGRITY

  • TOUGH CASE REQUIRES TOUGH LOVE!

  • I'M FUCKED UP, OR WHAT?

  • 'NOTHER MEDS RAP

  • FRIGHTENING REACTIONS LIKE THIS ARE WHY I DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE

  • WOLTER WISDOM!

  • TATTOO YOU, REFUGEE ME

  • "DON'T BE SO ANGRY, FAYE!"

  • FAYE FUCKS DR. ROBERTS! -- and not in the GOOD way: 1 2

  • FAYE FUCKS MARY! -- and not in the GOOD way

  • WHY I MUST DIE ALONE IN MY CAVE

  • OUT OF MEDS NOW

  • WOLTER'S KIND OFFER TO BUY MY MEDS... DECLINED

  • SOCIAL PHOBIA

  • PATTERN LOCK

  • BUSKER FAYE

  • THE TITANIC SCARES ME!

  • ANTI-TRUST

  • DR. ROBERTS' MIGHTY GOOD-SMELLING PEANUT BUTTER

  • "'FAYE, IT WOULD BE BEST FOR YOU TO MOVE TO TEXAS WITH DR. ROBERTS"

  • HAH! FAT CHANCE!

  • TURN OFFS? -- Faye takes things literally again

  • AUTISTIC LOVE MODES

  • THE RESCUERS -- how do you tell which way is crazy?

  • PORN STAR FAYE?

  • INVERSE VAMPIRE

  • "FAYE, WHY ARE YOU SO LOST?"

  • UNSELECTIVE MEMORY

  • FAYE COUNTS HER BLESSINGS!

  • I AM FASCINATED AT BECOMING OLD JUST LIKE I’M FASCINATED BY SEX

  • MEDS

  • DR ROBERTS ADMIRES AUTISTIC SAVANTS! IT'S BECAUSE HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND

  • STRAWBERRY FEELS FOREVER




    • FAN MALE
    And my smartypants replies!

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  • LYING E-MALES:
  • ONE OF YOU GUYS MADE ME A BIRTHDAY CAKE!

  • PARTY GIRL?

  • HEY PEOPLES, CUT ME SOME SLACK!

  • SENDING ME STUFF -- IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!

  • WOLTER WROTE A STORY ABOUT ME!!

  • BEING STALKED:  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  A  B  C  D

  • SOMEONE DREW ME A PICTURE!

  • DR. ROBERTS GETS MAD AT ME

  • I SENT A SURPRISE PACKAGE TO ONE OF YOU

  • I CALL A FAN ON THE PHONE

  • I SEND ONE OF YOU A CURRENT PHOTO:   1 2

  • WELL ONE OF YOU FINALLY FOUND ME

  • I HELP A READER WITH HIS WORK DATABASE PROBLEM

  • FAYE PISSES A READER OFF THROUGH THE MIRACLE OF AUTISM:   1 2

  • PICTURES OF THRILLER -- kinda

  • WOLTER GETS MAD AT THE NORMALS!

  • GETTING WOLTER IN TROUBLE

  • LISTEN TO OUR FRIEND MIKE!!

  • MARY
  • HEY, LOOK AT MIKE'S DICK!

  • HELPFUL AND HOPEFUL, THE WOULD-BE RAPIST TRIES TO FIGURE IT OUT

  • I/M CONVERSATION WITH DOCTOR ROBERTS

  • GUY WANTS TO BE HUMILIATED

  • HINTS ON FINDING ME?

  • WOLTER AS DICK TRACY -- WITH EMPHASIS ON THE "DICK"!

  • THEY NEVER GIVE UP!

  • FROM THE GUY WHO SAID HE’D SEND ME 50 BUCKS, BUT NOT BY PAYPAL

  • ’TARD LOGIC

  • DR. ROBERTS’ KIND OFFER -- DECLINED

  • IGNATIUS LOYOLA BERKOWITZ"> -- a fan(?)

  • WOLTER ON VACATION -- pic

  • NAKED PIC OF DR ROBERTS!






    • COLLEGE AND WORK

  • COLLEGE

  • PHASE DAZE

  • MY DIPLOMA

  • FROM COLLEGE TO WORLD TO HOMELESS HUT

  • WORKING IN THE NUCLEAR INDUSTRY

  • I REMEMBER... GOD DAMMIT, I REMEMBER!

  • LIFE BEFORE I WISED UP AND BECAME A HERMIT

  • MEMORIES OF WHEN I WAS A PERSON

  • THE COOLEST THING I EVER DID IN MY LIFE

  • TRUST? SHEE-IT!

  • I-M CONVERSATION WITH MY BOSS IN IOWA

  • BEING FAYE KANE

  • MY NEW JOB! working for Dr. Roberts

  • I USED TO BE A PERSON. YOU LAUGH, BUT NO, REALLY! -- "Faye, why are you so angry and dark?"

  • FAYE'S FORMER LIFE RETURNS -- and she needs your help in dealing with it!

  • MESSAGE FROM TESS

  • FAYE GETS FIRED (UP)



    • KNOWLEDGE IS NOT POWER!
    Geek Stuff

  • KANE'S PARADOX

  • ON BEING "SMART"

  • WHY BEING "REAL SMART" SUCKS

  • LOGIC TRAP

  • GEEKS: YOUNG AND OLD, MALE AND FEMALE

  • MY VARIED WRITING STYLES

  • MESSAGE I POSTED TO A SMART KID

  • NORMAL PEOPLE: UGH!

  • EMAIL I SENT TO A STUPID CREATIONIST GUY

  • TACT FILTER

  • SMARTYPANTS KIDS: 1  2  3  4

  • WIRED MAGAZINE ON POPULARITY

  • FRIENDS

  • C'MON, IT'S EASY! (but can YOU figure it out?)

  • SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL (the VA shootings)

  • THE MATING DANCE

  • MALE GEEKS ARE TOO APOLOGETIC!  1  2

  • "LOVE SHY" SYNDROME -- includes poll

  • FAYE EXPLAINS ASTRONOMY

  • JOIN KANE RESEARCH! 1  2

  • DONATE YOUR BRAIN TO SCIENCE!

  • DINOSAUR SOFT TISSUE!

  • MIND GAMES (orbital dynamics of the space elevator)

  • IT WAS AND I SAID NOT BUT

  • BUFFALO!

  • INFORMATION OLD-TIMER

  • THE REAL RAIN MAN

  • THE SMART MAN'S BURDEN

  • WOLTER'S (UNNECESSARY) MOMENT OF SELF-DOUBT! - - aincent assembler  1 2

  • HEIROGLYPHICS

  • NONTRANSITIVE DICE - rip off your friends!

  • IMPLIED BY CLARKE'S LAW -- and I agree!

  • IS ARTHUR C. CLARKE GAY?1 2 3

  • ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE... GEEK!

  • WHEN ASKED HOW A RADIO WORKS, EINSTEIN SAID...

  • FAYE PASSES THE "SMART TEST" -- big deal

  • CANADA PC!

  • AOL

  • AFTER MICROSOFT WINS

  • THE MICROSOFT CAR

  • RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

  • GEEKWEAR!

  • COOL IDEA! -- the ultimate in liquid cooling

  • DEFINITELY COO-WELL!

  • GEEK LEAK! -- a real pisser!

  • REAL PROGRAMMERS

  • JOIN THE KANE RESEARCH TEAM, AND IF YOUR PC IS STOLEN, YOU'LL GET IT BACK!

  • TURN YOUR PC INTO A TERAFLOP SUPERCOMPUTER!

  • WHY MICROSOFT EATS SHIT

  • THIS KID CAN FUCK ME! cause he cracked the Ipod

  • EASY TO BE HARD!

  • HOT DEALS --- Faye puts the 'activity' back in 'radioactivity'!

  • BEAUTIFUL JEDI ELEGANCE! -- my new A/C unit

  • COMPUTE WITH YOUR BALLS!

  • COOL GEEKY KID!

  • SHE'S LUCKY SHE DIDN'T END UP LIVING IN THE WOODS!

  • GALILEO GETS THE LAST WORD

  • GEEK PARTIAL ORDERING: 1 2

  • FIRED FOR TELLING THE TRUTH! -- Bill SUX!!

  • WORLD'S LARGEST SUPERCOMPUTER IS A ZOMBIE BOTNET

  • SUPERCOOLED WATER -- super cool!

  • HYPERBOLIC GEOMETRY:
  • BLACK LIGHT -- graph of an elliptic function. Too bad Kazinsky went crazy!

  • YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED! -- If matches are made in heaven, where do lighters come from?

  • LET THERE BE *WORDS* FROM THE KANE! -- the final solution

  • FAYE EXPLAINS PROTEIN FOLDING

  • BUZZ OFF: HOUSTON, THE EAGLE HAS LANDED ...A PUNCH!

  • A HEAT SINK FR YOUR BRAIN!

  • GALALIEO AT PADUA! -- Watson fired for telling the obvious truth

  • ONLY ON *MY* BLOG DO YOU GET MESSAGES LIKE THIS!

  • TELEVISIONS AND TEST PATTERNS: 1 2 3

  • FINGERS OF GOD

  • UNDERSEA COMM CABLES: 1 2

  • ANATOMY OF A FUCK-UP

  • GEEK SIGN

  • WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A NON-JEDI TRIES TO HACK THE POWER GRID

  • RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW -- time and spacetime

  • WHY GEEKS WEAR GLASSES

  • THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES

  • PAUL SENT ME A PUZZLE!

  • PROOFS WHICH ARE ALMOST VALID

  • TURING TESTICLE

  • HOW TO COMPUTE 2

  • NERDS -- book review

  • HOW NERDY ARE YOU? -- test

  • THE SIZE OF STUFF -- " The famous "powers of ten" movie

  • JUST HOW FAST IS THE UNIVERSE EXPANDING, ANYWAY? -- Hubble's constantly moving








    • BLOGGING AND THE INTERNET


  • PERSPECTIVE

  • ABOUT WHAT I WRITE IN MY BLOG

  • WHY I DON'T PUT SOURCES FOR STUFF

  • READ MY BLOG OR I SHOOT THIS DOG: 1  2

  • MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH

  • WHY I DON'T DO INSTANT MESSAGING

  • WHY I SOMETIMES DON'T ANSWER YOUR EMAIL

  • WHY I DON'T DO WIKIPEDIA ANYMORE

  • FAYE GETS BANNED FROM WIKIPEDIA!

  • PHONING ONE OF MY FANS

  • GEEKETTE EARRINGS

  • SUCK MY CLOCK!

  • ARGUING ON THE INTERNET

  • FAYE REPLIES TO A NIGERIAN SCAM EMAIL

  • IF I SUDDENLY GO OFFLINE

  • FAYE'S LETTER TO SECOND LIFE

  • WEBSITE NAMES WHICH WERE NOT GOOD CHOICES

  • PLS USE HOTMAIL INSTEAD OF MYSPACE MESSAGING

  • I SWEAR I DIDN'T DRAW THIS! -- bums with websites

  • FIRST AID FOR A DYING DOT COM

  • HOW TO MAKE PERMALINKS TO MY BLOG

  • CHERRY POPTART

  • 1,000th BLOG ITEM! OBOY!

  • THE VERY FIRST VIDEO GAME

  • MY DATING ON THIS BLOG - no not THAT kind of dating...

  • FAYE GETS BANNED AGAIN! -- from yet another web site!

  • MYSPACE REMOVES MY PUSSY!

  • ENDING THE BLOG

  • WHAT PEOPLE ARE SEARCHING FOR ON GOOGLE: 1 2

  • OOO, LOOKIT THESE DIRTY PICTURES!!!!

  • CANCER OF THE FRAMES

  • STUPID-PEOPLE TRAP

  • A PUZZLE FROM DR. ROBERTS

  • THE BOZO SORT

  • WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX LIGHTNING AND A VOLCANO








    • HERE IN THE FUTURE
    It's not like The Jetsons

  • THINGS I NEVER IMAGINED AS A KID

  • TELEDILDONICS!

  • HOLODICK

  • TIME CAPSULES

  • DAYS OF FUTURE PASSED GAS

  • HOMELESS GEEKS UNITE!

  • PREDICTABLE FUCK-UP, COMING SOON!

  • THE STUPIDEST THING A SMART PERSON HAS EVER SAID!

  • FAYE, THE DANGEROUS TERRORIST!

  • NEW FOR 2008

  • 1984 CAME LATE

  • WHAT ARE WE NOW, THE BORG?

  • JOBS IN A PLACE THAT DOESN'T EXIST

  • "THIS MACHINE THINKS LIKE THEM BIG COMPUTERS THE LOTTO PEOPLE USE"

  • THE STUPID PEOPLE STEAL STUPID-PEOPLE MONEY TOO

  • SICK FUCKED-UP PEOPLE

  • ASIMO THE ROBOT

  • ONLY HERE IN THE FUTURE...

  • CAN’T POSSIBLY BE REAL

  • THE TALLEST STRUCTURE IN THE WORLD, OF ANY TYPE

  • ELANOR RIGBY

  • MEET THE NEW BOSS, WORSE THAN THE OLD BOSS

  • TECHNOLOGY MARCHES ON... AND OVER PEOPLE

  • GUY DRESSES LIKE A WOMAN -- and here in The Future, he expects nobody to care

  • BURGER KING AD FROM THE FUTURE -- i.e., now

  • TIME TRAVEL AD



    • THE KANE
    PHILOSOPHY LECTURE SERIES

  • KWAI CHANG KANE TEACHES AT XAVIER'S ACADEMY

  • REPTILE STYLE ON TRIAL

  • DOES SCIENCE ALLOW US FREE WILL?

  • WAKING UP IS HARD TO DO (about unreality)

  • REVENGE!

  • THE EVOLUTION OF HUMANITY (perspective makes it better)

  • SLLYOGISM

  • WHO REALLY WROTE "SERMON ON THE MOUNT" -- you'll be surprised!

  • FAYE'S BIBLE (Nietzsche): 1  2  3  4  5

  • ON TOLERATING RELIGION

  • "BSDM JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!"

  • IN CASE YOU'RE CURIOUS, THIS IS WHAT THE UNIVERSE LOOKS LIKE

  • OPTIMAL STRATEGY -- game theory in real life

  • DEFINITION OF "GEEK"

  • SPACE IS HUGE!

  • RACE AND FOREIGNERS: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  A  B  C  D  E  F

  • 2 TABOO 4 U! -- race and intelligence 1  2  3  4  5  6

  • THE WHITE MAN'S BURDEN -- on everyone else

  • FUCKED-UP HEURISTICS ON PARADE!

  • INTEGRITY COMES IN STRANGE FLAVORS

  • CAMILLE PAGLIA

  • 'GOODS' vs. 'GOOD'

  • THE PHILOSOPHER-GENERAL'S TOBACCO WARNING LABEL

  • LOVE AND ABANDONMENT AT THE MOMENT OF CONTEXT FAULT

  • KIWI!

  • "OBJECTIVISM" DOESN'T ADDRESS THIS FATAL FLAW IN ITSELF

  • VONNEGUT'S PARADOX

  • TITANIC HUMAN FAILINGS

  • THE SACRIFICE OF REASON!

  • I LIKE PUNISHMENT! (NO, NOT *THAT* KIND!)

  • ALL GOD'S CHILLUN GOTTA DIE








    • POLITICS AND ECONOMICS

  • TIME-TRAVELING REPUBLICANS!

  • HEALTH (UN)CARE

  • COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVES? BAAH!

  • STUPID BUSH IS GOD'S GIFT TO THE DEMS

  • THE CIRCLE GAME

  • REPUBLICAN THOUGHT POLICE RAID SECOND LIFE!

  • TERRORISM INSANITY

  • THE DEMS ARE STUPID ABOUT STUPID PEOPLE

  • AMERICA'S FUTURE

  • HOW CARL ROVE GOT GEORGE BUSH ELECTED

  • PSYCHOTIC ECONOMICS

  • REPLY TO AN EMAIL FROM A LIBERTARIAN

  • REPUBLICAN USE OF TECHNOLOGY

  • WHITE HOUSE ASHAMED OF IT'S OWN BANNER!

  • HYPOCRITICAL, LYING REPUBLICAN BASTARDS!

  • SEVEN OF NINE IN A BDSM CLUB -- and more republican hypocracy!

  • BUSH BUMPER STICKERS

  • GEORGE BUSH SEES NO VALUE IN SCIENCE

  • AMERICAN PRIORITIES -- all fucked up!

  • AMERICA DISGUSTS ME!

  • CAPITALIST JUNGLE NIGHTMARE

  • THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT

  • THE DEFINITION OF "CAPITALIST PIG"

  • 'NOTHER HYPOCRITICAL LYING REPUBLICAN TOILET FAG! -- Senator Craig  1  2  3  4  5  6

  • THIS MAKES ME SICK -- why capitalism is inefficent as well as evil

  • GRAND OLD PERVERTS! -- Republican (s)hit parade

  • 'NOTHER ONE!

  • THE LAST SUPPER IN ROME

  • STUPID PEOPLE ON THE MARCH, AND GOVERNMENT RESPONDS

  • AMERICA’S RESPECT IN THE WORLD

  • SEX = HARASSMENT. NO SEX = HARASSMENT, TOO.

  • FAYE DEBATES RACE





    • FAYVE FLMS

  • UNREALITY FILMS

  • 2001:
  • THE COLLECTOR -- BDSM!

  • HARRY POTTER: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 A

  • ODE TO SPOT Data's poem to his cat

  • TOS TREK REDSHRTS graphic

  • STAR WARS:
  • DARK STAR

  • PING PONG IN THE MATRIX

  • ROMERO'S NEW 'DEAD' FLICK!

  • STAR TREK: NEW VOYAGES





    • WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF FAYE ADMITS SHE'S REALLY JES' A OLD COLORED MAN?




    THAT'S what would happen.
    It's not about my CLEVER WIT, it's about my HAIRY CUNT.



    GENERAL

  • FUCKED-UP COMIC BOOKS:

  • WHY THEY CALL ME A SMARTYPANTS!

  • FAYE CUSSES OUT THE WASHINGTON POST!

  • FAYE BATTLES FOX NEWS 'NECKS (and gets banned!): 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  A  B  C  D  E

  • 9/11 MEMORIES (I was very near the pentagon)

  • TAUNTING A JESUS FREAK

  • PUBLIC APOLOGY

  • GUY FUCKS INFLATABLE GIRL

  • HOW SCOTT ADAMS CREATES "DILBERT"

  • FAYE'S CAN'T-LOOSE SYSTEM FOR WINNING THE LOTTERY! (real, not a joke)

  • FUCKED-UP QUESTIONS ABOUT THE SPACE SHUTTLE

  • WASHINGTON DEFIANTLY SHOWS THE BRITISH HIS DICK (unedited)

  • DIANA'S CAT

  • PIGGY WIGGY!

  • CATS LIKE BEING SPANKED -- who would have guessed?

  • TRUNK MONKEY

  • OBOY! MULTILINGUAL PUNS!

  • CALL THE WHITE HOUSE AND ASK FOR ME: 1  2

  • MAN CUTS OFF BOTH OF CHRISTINA APPLEGATE’S TITS!

  • SKYDIVING: 1  2  3

  • FUCKED-UP PICTURES OF DEAD PEOPLE: 1  2  3

  • FUCKED-UP RELIGIOUS TRACTS: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8

  • FAYE TAUNTS A COMPULSIVE LIAR:  1  2  

  • FAYE TESTIFIES in court 1  2

  • WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

  • HLARIOUS COSTUME FOR A DOG!

  • BIZZARRO RECURSION

  • TIED UP LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY!

  • INSANE KERMIT COMMITS RAPE

  • INVASION OF THE DUCKS!

  • STUPID IGNORANT FUCKS!

  • JIMMY SWAGGART the swaggering braggart gets his comeuppance!

  • PRACTICAL JOKE ADS

  • BONER HUMOR

  • GEEK COMIX: 1 2

  • JOKES WHERE I COULDN'T PREDICT THE ENDINGS

  • FIGURING OUT MAGIC TRICKS

  • GEEK TATTOOS: 1 2 3 3 4 5 6 7 8

  • THE GIRL WITH TWO HEADS: 1 2 3 4

  • KELSEY SMITH: 1  2  3  4  5  6

  • CHRISTIAN CLOSET HOMO GOES ON RAMPAGE

  • CRYONICS AND CRYONICS FAILURES

  • FAYE'S SMARTMOUTH OPINIONS AT THE WASHINGTON POST!

  • FAYE GETS ANGRY!

  • WHY PEOPLE FUCK

  • CONFESSION OF A CELEBRITY STALKER

  • HOW A SMART KITTY DEALS WITH A BULLY

  • KITTY FUCKS WITH THE PRINTER!

  • BIZARRO OPTICAL ILLUSIONS: 1 2 3 4 5 6

  • FUCKED-UP GAMES:  1 2

  • BIZARRO JOKES:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A

  • 867-5309/JENNY

  • GEICO CAVEMEN

  • THE 101 SHITTIEST BUSINESS DECISIONS OF 2007

  • BIZARRO, FUCKED-UP CANDID CAMERA

  • THE HEART ATTACK GRILL: 1 2 3

  • THE FEELINGS POLICE WILL TAKE HIM TO THE DEPARTMENT OF POLITICAL CORRECTIONS -- the non-pedophile

  • ANITA BERBER -- my life as a flapper stripper!

  • TAKE THE PISS TEST! -- men's room potocol

  • WORLD'S MOST FUCKED-UP TATTOOS

  • WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...

  • THE NEW JOURNALISM

  • FAYE GIVES YOU HEAD! -- horrble medical pix

  • FUCKED UP RULES: 1 2 3

  • TEACHER BARBIE HAD SEX WITH A STUDENT -- a Fayeboy pictorial!

  • START YOUR OWN CULT!

  • RON JEREMEY WAS BEHIND 9/11!

  • KITTY DIGS A HOLE TO CHINA!

  • MOZART WANTS A RIM JOB!

  • TOAD SMOKING!

  • MAKE THE LITTLE CHILDREN CRY: 1  2  3

  • THE ORIGINAL SLEEPING BEAUTY

  • ESCHER LEGOS

  • AUSCHWITZ LEGOS

  • THE TECHNICAL DETAILS OF BEING AN ASSHOLE -- Prince   1  2  3

  • GAY PUMPKIN!

  • BACCHUS

  • THE HORRID AND THE HILARIOUS

  • FUCKED-UP DISNEY!

  • RACIST JOKES

  • THE COUNTRY’S A-NUMBER-ONE ASS HOLE -- Hinkley, who else?

  • ZOMBIE INSURANCE!

  • TO ME THERE’S NOTHING SCARIER THAN A SUNKEN SHIP!

  • NUTTIN, HONEY!





    • MY RELIGION:




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    My greatest hope is that someday, in the distant future,
    my nipples and both labia are all pierced at the same time,
    then I am lovingly strangled to death by my husband
    while I twitch in orgasm and three strangers cum into me.


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